I have been ruminating on this topic for a while: cleaning. Just thinking about cleaning makes my adrenaline pump - I am ready to conquer whatever obstacles that are preventing my home from being a pristine, clean paradise. My eyes become little laser beams - beaming in on any small thing that is out of place, my muscles twitch - ready to be toned by the power of the vacuum and the weight of several bottles of cleaning spray. In short, I LOVE a clean house. Its my secret neuroses. When everything is put away, when my floors are free of debris and clutter, my counter tops bare, the computer desk clear of everything BUT the computer and printer, the toy room neatly organized, the bathroom sparkling, the kitchen sink shiny and empty, and the table cloth hanging evenly off all 4 sides of the table, I can relax. I don't relax very often. I need to change that.
At first I thought maybe I could just pray to win the lottery and then I could contract out for a cleaning service - riiiiight. Reality check.
Next I thought maybe I could train my children to become super-cleaners. Uh-huh.
Then I fantasized about just throwing out almost everything, giving our home a sanitized, hotel room-esque feeling.....equally unrealistic.
Then it occurred to me that perhaps what I needed to do was to create some more realistic expectations as far as what "clean" means and how to achieve an acceptable (not unrealistic) level of clean without turning into "grumpy mommy." "Grumpy Mommy" is what my kids call me when I am harping on them to "tidy up a bit." (An euphemism for "dramatically altar the messy state of the house.") Apparently "Grumpy Mommy" makes too many appearances.
I decided to begin my endeavor to come to some realistic, yet relaxation conducive, expectations with some soul searching. Why is it so important to me to have my house resemble an operating room? Is is truly necessary to mine or anyone else's well-being that when one walks into my home they feel like they need to scrub up first? I mean I love it when I go visit a friend, or to my parents home (I still have younger siblings in grade school), or really any home, and it looks lived in. Meaning, not like Mary-Poppins-on-Speed just flew in and worked her magic. In other words not like mine would look if I was having company. Why is it I can completely relax in someone else's house when it is NOT freakishly clean, yet, I can't do that in my own home. Why is it that I'd prefer to be in the other person's house? Surely that's not healthy!
I think the answer lies in my secret insecurity: if my house is not perfect, maybe other people will think I am not a good mom. Shallow, perhaps. but that is at the crux of it. I have four children here on earth, two I can't wait to meet in Heaven, and have therefore been pregnant 6 times. Each pregnancy brings more and more unasked-for "advice." Namely, "You should stop. You have too many children, how can you possibly keep up?" and "You're going to burn out with all those kids." and my favorite, "the more children you have, the less likely you are to be a good mom to all of them."
After hearing these types of comments over and over again, perhaps I feel the need to prove them all wrong. Maybe I am afraid that if someone catches me with a messy house, then I have some how failed - just as predicted by the big-mouthed, but well-meaning naysayers. So I exhaust myself fighting a losing battle, more like June Cleaver on crack, desperately trying to "prove" I am a good mother by keeping my house as taintless and undefiled as is humanly impossible. In doing so I actually end up more stressed out and much more of a "grumpy mommy."
Now, of course there is a rational part of me that knows better than to listen to ill-timed, and inaccurate advice. But I suppose there is a little part of me that internalizes it, and is afraid. This is the part of me that I need to get rid of. Its time to be realistic, and not afraid of what others may think!
This epiphany of thought led me to thinking that perhaps I am not the only one who may feel like this. Perhaps there are scores of other mothers out there who feel like they are constantly fighting an uphill - losing battle with their homes. Sadly, our kids become the casualties. Just because I am insecure because of my fear of being a failure, doesn't mean I have to make it a self fulfilling prophecy. So I am blogging about my once secret neuroses - admitting my insecurity, and hoping that if one of you Mommies out there has similar thoughts, my soul searching might be of some assistance as you too struggle to come to terms with what is "too clean," and what is not "too clean."
In order to regain some sanity and still be able to relax in my own home, I needed to come to some internal understandings. First, I needed to really grasp the truth that I have 4 small children underfoot. This means that more often than not, my house is going to be in upheaval. I don't know who said it first but its true that "trying to keep a house clean while raising small children is like trying to shovel snow in the middle of a blizzard." But I realize that this doesn't mean I can just let everything go either. I have to somehow strike a balance between realistic, and unrealistic - too clean, and not too clean. It also means it is my responsibility to instill in my little mess-makers a non-neurotic sense of cleanliness and orderliness.
The compromise is still in flux, but we have made good headway. I have tried to structure the kids' days so that there are two designated "clean up times." If they pick up their messes in a timely manner (before the 10 minute timer rings) they get a piece of fruit as a snack. Clean up times are announced by the ringing of an alarm that has been pre-set. This prevents "Grumpy Mommy" from rearing her ugly head. I try to keep the timers set for the same times every day. If we are having company we do a "big clean up." This usually involves some sort of bribery. I have named several different types of "clean ups." There is the candy-clean -up, the sticker-clean-up, the stamp-clean-up, and the favorite - the whipped-cream-clean-up. The names denote the reward associated with a successful clean up attempt. After cleaning up each room the kids are rewarded by receiving a sticker, stamp, small piece of candy, or a squirt of whipped cream in their mouths. I save these for times when the house has gotten completely out of hand (like after I spent 3 days in bed with the flu and poor Daddy had to hold down the fort! or when I was away for a weekend giving a pro-life talk) or for when we are having company that has either a) never been to our house before (b) been to our house, but not for a long time (long time meaning at least 3 months) or (c) is a member of the clergy (because a priest acts in the Person of Christ, the Head, here on earth.). The most important part of this compromise is the context in which I approach the cleaning, and how I explain it to my children.
Why do we clean up? Instead of my neurotic "I must clean so I can prove I'm a good mother" paradigm, I have tried to embrace, and impart to my kids the idea that cleaning is a way in which we respect the things we have, and the house we have. 'Keeping the house clean is a way we can show we are thankful. It is a way we show respect to each other and to God, to Whom we are thankful for all He has given us. If we don't "take care of" our things, we must not really care about them, and we should give them to children who would be more thankful for them. "Taking care of our things" includes putting them where they belong when we are done with them. If we don't put them away and leave them out or on the floor, they could get broken or lost. ' Amazingly, the more I explained this to my kids, the more I began to subscribe to it as well! What a more balanced understanding of cleanliness!
As for guests, I explained to my intrepid cleaners hoping for whipped cream, that we want people to feel welcome when they come to visit. If the house is super messy, they may not feel like we want them to visit us. It may be embarrassing to them to come into our home with it really unclean. Instead, we want guests to feel like we prepared for them - that we were willing to sacrifice a little and do a little extra cleaning because we are happy to have them come to our home. I continued to explain that just as we get our hearts "cleaned up" for Jesus, so He feels welcome in our hearts, we get our house clean to make our neighbors feel welcome - because we should try to see Jesus in everyone's heart - and so when we welcome our neighbors, we are also welcoming Christ. The first time I explained this I was a little skeptical. I was still fighting my insecure, paranoid, neurosis and although I knew what I was saying was true and right, I didn't feel it, and I was afraid my kids would be indifferent. Boy was I ecstatic when my kids immediately warmed to the idea that we should welcome each person into our home as though he or she were Christ. Recognizing the "Jesus in everyone's heart" was something my kids took immediate liking too. That day they did their best "clean up" ever - and were rewarded with an extra squirt of whipped cream. (I couldn't help myself - they were so excited to "see Jesus" in everyone and to show Him that He was welcome that I was beside myself with pride in their innocent mastery of a crucial part of being a Christian that I just heaped on the whipped cream!)
Happily for me, going through this explanation a few times helped me to internalize it too. It shifted my paradigm. Cleaning my house shouldn't be for me. My insecurity or need to prove myself is not the correct motivation for house cleaning. Taking care of what we have, being thankful, and making others feel welcome, while seeing Christ in them - those are much healthier reasons to clean house. And if my house doesn't look like a sterile hospital ward? If our guests come and things aren't how I would have liked? If the clean up alarm rings but its more important for me to pay attention to one of my kids, or meet a need that one of them has, it doesn't mean that I am not a good mother. It doesn't mean that I failed. It means that I did my best, but I have little children who need a non-Grumpy Mommy more than they need June Cleaver on crack. It means that I have done what is most important for my kids - tried to give them a healthy understanding of cleanliness, and showed them that sometimes its OK not "too clean."
